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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



fatgerman 8:32 Fri Aug 23
Chippy for pub transplant required
Skilled carpenter required for exciting pub transplantion project.

Are you a great chippy and looking for an interesting and satisfying few weeks of work this autumn? Then lets get talking! We are expats, living on the continent for some years. As much as we love the diverse food and drink over here, we never stopped missing some of the old home comforts - like a pint and sandwich in front of the fireplace in an authentic cosy old english pub. - So what was the solution? We bought a disused traditional english pub in Yorkshire and are transplanting it all the way into Germany!
Suitable premises are ready and waiting here. The task for you is to carefully dismantle, remove, pack the entire traditional pub interior onto a lorry heading to Iserlohn, nr. Dortmund in the first half of September. This will include the solid mahogany front and back bars with mirrors & leaded glass elements, the pub seating and railings, doors, kitchen equipment, lighting, panelling, fridges, cellar equipment, pub furniture and signage. All with as little damage as possible and the refit in mind. Once in Germany, we will unload, and store everything here whilst preparing the premises for the refit. The equipment then needs to be refitted and tailored to a high standard in its new home.

The time frame for the refit is flexible, but should be in autumn this year. We estimate up to a week for the careful removal project and up to three weeks work for the refit, longer if necessary. We will pay the going rate and travel, accommodation, and food costs for the duration of the project will be all covered.

Have we caught your imagination? Then get in touch ASAP!

Replies - Newest Posts First (Show In Chronological Order)

BRANDED 9:40 Fri Aug 23
Re: Chippy for pub transplant required
There are 80,000 Red Lions in the UK so call it The Kings Arms.

Mike Oxsaw 9:29 Fri Aug 23
Re: Chippy for pub transplant required
What you going to call the new pub, "The Boris & Brexit" (with a "Freedom Of Movement Bar")?

ironsofcanada 9:26 Fri Aug 23
Re: Chippy for pub transplant required
Far Cough 9:02 Fri Aug 23

Not a Simpsons viewer?

“Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!”

Johnson 9:04 Fri Aug 23
Re: Chippy for pub transplant required
auf wiedersehen pet

Far Cough 9:02 Fri Aug 23
Re: Chippy for pub transplant required
The only fat German I can think of is Hermann Goering?

Hammer and Pickle 9:02 Fri Aug 23
Re: Chippy for pub transplant required
Ha ha ha ha!

That’s proper funny that.





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